in
life there are important questions to be asked: what would you name
your genitalia? have you ever masturbated in a public place? and what
kind of cigar would your genitalia smoke? my vagina likes to smoke
miami sweets, irish creme preferably.
as you can tell, i am a sexual female with small breasts and a loud
mouth. i am often referred to as a clutz. i have been known to drop
an amp, trip over my own thumb, and make an ass out of myself on several
occasions. however i am in the art school and i play with acid, motor
oil, and other toxic chemicals on a daily basis. i have a very small
family, no seriously, like one of the smallest ever in the history
of immediate family size. i am an only child, both my parents are
only children, which means that when our immediate family gathers
we have a grand total of 7 people!!! (this is considered a LARGE gathering
the norm usually consists of 4 or 5) random fact: most of my comedy
is usually about my mother. she has given me thousands of stories
since i was 5. go ahead, ask me next time you see me. i always have
new ones.i'm the front wo-man for my band PORTO which you all should
come and see play and check out the website for (www.portomusic.com)
because we are an original hard rock band. no, we won't do four hours
of your favorite cover songs!!! and even if we did they would be ones
that no one has heard of!!!! let's seeeeee..... i like cars, working
on cars, the smell of cars, smelling like cars, dunking a fresh cut
in tranny fluid and citrus engine cleaner. i like comedy central,
honest news, vh1, black, red, reading about prostitutional issues,
orange, purple, mid-90's r&b, blues, the united states of whatever,
stileproject, a lack of tv, an abundance of silence and natural light,
and funny-sounding farts. i don't like wearing pastels, conservatives,
the concept of bearing children, cold and wet rain, snow that makes
me cancel my plans, redundant people, hardcore, girly-girls, pretty
boys, jerry springer and any other crap tv show, uber conceptual art,
and oblivious-to-everything people.in conclusion, aberfoyle water
tastes like ass and poland spring water is great. |
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