Bear with me here people. I'm under a lot of pressure to make this bio good. Cuz if I don't, Dave Eng will break my legs...here it goes:

My first exposure to improv was in my theater class during my junoir year of high school. I immediately fell in love. Suddenly, learning lines was uncool. The real money is in improv, which is evident in the sex, drugs, and rock and roll that has become synonymous with "...stop laughing Mom!" And although I look like your average football stud, I'm really a sweet, sensitive guy who enjoys long walks on the beach, poetry, and a decent round of Dungeons and Dragons. Thats right. I'm a closet nerd that loves to make people laugh. Simple. Combine that with being completely mediocre at everything and I'm like the Red Mage of life. If you understand that reference then you are my friend. If you are a lady who understands that reference, then I want to marry you. I live at King 304. My extention is x6594. Lets go to dinner sometime.