DOB: March 17, 1983
High School: West Windsor High
Major: Sex Ed
College: College of Cuntilingus
Astrological Sign: Pisces

I've been on a quest to make toll house cookies so soft and moist that people no long fear death. There is a sertin taste in smerf houses thats one of a kind, and if it wasn't for the hot smerfs, I'd eat them all the time. Wether finished basemet or extra atic space it's nice when twisting time, a finkle foot, a ruten book delluhdubu sumafunass.